Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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