He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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