Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I faked an abortion last night.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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