I just made out with a guy for $7.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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