is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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