Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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