If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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