Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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