And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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