I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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