i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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