i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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