hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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