I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.