Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...