tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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