therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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