? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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