I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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