I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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