I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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