why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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