My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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