I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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