With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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