Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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