I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Drunk is a universal language darling
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
