she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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