Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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