I'm jealous of your bromance
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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