I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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