so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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