just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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