I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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