remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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