dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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