He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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