I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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