My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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