Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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