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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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