i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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