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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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