i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I need to align my fucking chakras
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