Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The ass gains better be worth it
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