she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
