Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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