I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you made out with another girl for some wings
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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