I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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