It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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