You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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