I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was like eating out sand paper
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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