Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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