Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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