Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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