I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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