Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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