he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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