Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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