I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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