super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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