did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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